Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
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I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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