he thought i was a dude.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
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Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
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That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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