well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
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CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
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im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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