McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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