I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Randomize
