We're like a lot better than the average bears
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize
