we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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