Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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