just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
P.S. I can't hear my feet
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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