I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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