So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
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My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
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You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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