I don't think brook has ever known best
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
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You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
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