I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
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U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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