Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
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He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
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I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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