I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
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I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
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I woke up with your vibrator in my face
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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