If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
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You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
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Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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