We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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