It's like God shit irony all over that family
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
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i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
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Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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