Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
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I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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