New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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