i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
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He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
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are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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