im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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