I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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