You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Randomize