i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
She announced her abortion via fbk
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
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Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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