oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
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She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I need to sanitize my soul.
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He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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