so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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