don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
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Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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