Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
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i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
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...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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