yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Walk of Shame today included voting.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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