i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
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I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
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You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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