wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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