mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
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Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
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Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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