everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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