How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
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Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
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Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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