i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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