They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
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you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
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the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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