ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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