Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
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I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
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I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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