doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
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And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
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I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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