This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
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I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
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you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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