I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
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The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
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you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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