Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
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he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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