and she was petting her beer can
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I just found a bag of teeth...
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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