Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Randomize
