We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
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He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
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it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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