no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I think people are normalizing furries
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