What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
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He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
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I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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