Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
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That dog was the best thing i ever touched
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
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we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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