I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
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just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
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while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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