That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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