Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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