just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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